On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
One bear-a-scaring us out of our campsite in Yosimiteeeeee
Two bights of Costa Rica Disantereeeee
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Three hot spring water slides of death that will give you a wedgeeee
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Five States of traveling though to lose my avocado to agriculture poliiicceeeee
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
in duckieeeeees
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven snakes a squirming past our feet at Dome Rock as we jumped and screeeeamed
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
bikes when it was windyeeee
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine minutes of surfing lessons before I got seasick and ended up
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten-white-knuckled fingers gripping the steering wheel going over Wolf Creek Pass in a blizzardeeee
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
to hide and peeee
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve feet of trail-clearing that took us all day to remove rocks and


